“Comedian, actor, writer and entrepreneur Kevin Hart is the winner of the 25th Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. Considered the highest honor in funny business, previous recipients have included Tina Fey, Bob Newhart, David Letterman and Jon Stewart.”— Elizabeth Blair, npr.org
“Josh: I'm almost definitely gonna be Young Australian of the Year for this. Tom: More like Young Dick-face of the Year.”— Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.com
“Zelda: What’s the matter? Sabrina: I got an A+ in a really hard test and won a blue ribbon on my invention. Zelda: ...Uh-huh. So, what’s the problem? Sabrina: That! No one's excited!”— Frank Conniff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
“I hope I offended some people. I didn’t want to win the Emmy for nothing.”— Kathy Griffin, reuters.com