“Josh: I'm almost definitely gonna be Young Australian of the Year for this. Tom: More like Young Dick-face of the Year.”Tagged: award, Sassy, Comeback
“I don't know how to do caring. I don't even know how to care for myself. I never floss.”Tagged: Care, caring, Floss, Take Care Of Yourself
“I don't know how to do caring. I don't even know how to care for myself. I never floss.”Tagged: Care, caring, Floss, Take Care Of Yourself
“Don't really get the big spoon, little spoon thing. Surely, they'd be the same sized spoons.”Tagged: spooning, Cuddles, Critical
“Don't really get the big spoon, little spoon thing. Surely, they'd be the same sized spoons.”Tagged: spooning, Cuddles, Critical
“I was hoping puberty would do a better job, but no. Puberty did a good job with you. You used to be really awkward to look at.”Tagged: Puberty, Good Job, awkward
“I was hoping puberty would do a better job, but no. Puberty did a good job with you. You used to be really awkward to look at.”Tagged: Puberty, Good Job, awkward
“There's nothing like a call from your dad to make your erection go away.”Tagged: Call, erection, Turn Off, Bad Timing
“There's nothing like a call from your dad to make your erection go away.”Tagged: Call, erection, Turn Off, Bad Timing
“I just really think I'm going to miss vaginas. They just- They just make so much sense, Tom, you know? So nifty.”Tagged: Nifty, Vagina, missing a friend
“I just really think I'm going to miss vaginas. They just- They just make so much sense, Tom, you know? So nifty.”Tagged: Nifty, Vagina, missing a friend
“She's mentally ill. She's not saving up for a Game Boy.”Tagged: mentally ill, Mentall Illness , Game Boy , Sassy
“She's mentally ill. She's not saving up for a Game Boy.”Tagged: mentally ill, Mentall Illness , Game Boy , Sassy
“Dad, I don't think the amount of sport you play as a child is in direct ratio to the men who enjoy kissing boys.”Tagged: Sports, kiss, Boy, LGBTQIA
“Dad, I don't think the amount of sport you play as a child is in direct ratio to the men who enjoy kissing boys.”Tagged: Sports, kiss, Boy, LGBTQIA