“[smashing the door to bits with an axe] Wendy, I'm home.”— Stanley Kubrick, Diane Johnson, Jack Torrance, Jack Nicholson, imdb.com
“Before you say anything I would like to remind you that I am holding an axe.”— Corinne Brinkerhoff, Sherlock Holmes, Jonny Lee Miller, imdb.com
“Just tried to kill a roach with Axe body spray. Now it’s name is Brett, and he won’t shut up about CrossFit.”— SerbianTarHeel, reddit.com