“It’s gonna be legend-... wait for it… and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”— Barney Stinson, amazon.com
“Barney Stinson: I had to look away because if I watched what the paramedics were about to do, I would've passed out. Then they took out this electric blade thing, and I kept thinking "this isn't happening, this isn't happening!" Lily Aldrin: Oh my god, what did they cut? Barney Stinson: My suit, my…”— Barney Stinson, amazon.com