“Barney Stinson: I had to look away because if I watched what the paramedics were about to do, I would've passed out. Then they took out this electric blade thing, and I kept thinking "this isn't happening, this isn't happening!"
Lily Aldrin: Oh my god, what did they cut?
Barney Stinson: My suit, my beautiful suit!”
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