“You know you’re getting older when staying in bed all day is suddenly a guilt-ridden experience.”— Dyana Goldman, thoughtcatalog.com
“There are times when bed is the only place on earth where peace is to be had.”— Richard Llewellyn, amazon.com
“I decided to stay in bed until noon. Maybe by then half the world would be dead and it would only be half as hard to take.”— Charles Bukowski, amazon.com
“I had a massive bed at home, and I loved her dearly. She was my queen, and I was her loyal subject.”— Robyn Schneider, amazon.com
“Every time my head hit the pillow, I wondered why I had ever left my bed in the first place.”— Emily Adrian, amazon.com
“I just washed my sheets. Can’t wait to make them dirty again.”— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com
“He is selfish in bed. This is a telling sign of a man who is likely selfish in other areas of life as well.”— James Michael Sama, jamesmsama.com
“I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I do it myself. So most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sl…”— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com
“Bed, we love you—but you can take this sex position to unfamiliar places to spice things up. Try a soft carpet on the floor.”— Kenny Thapoung, womenshealthmag.com
“Lying down? Prop your head up with a pillow.”— Kristin Chirico, Lindsay Farber, Sheridan Watson, Jazmin Ontiveros, Ochi, Caitlin Cowie, JazzmyneRobbins, buzzfeed.com
“If these walls could talk they’d be like ‘damn bitch, you’re back in bed again!?’”— Chelsea Peretti, youtube.com
“Another call, another bed I shouldn't crawl out of At 7AM with shoes in my hand Said I wouldn't do it, but I did it again And I know I'll be back tomorrow night, oh”— Miranda Lambert, youtube.com