“Do you know which wellness-room-and-couch-loving New York Times staffer is gliding from floor to floor in a Pig-Pen–esque cloud of bedbugs, terrorizing booths and colleagues? Have you seen any bedbugs at the Times? Are you a bedbug? Please let us know.”— Ashley Feinberg, slate.com
“Back in Stone Mountain, even the mayor had bedbugs. And she was a horse.”— Matt Hubbard, Tina Fey, Kenneth Parcell, Jack Mcbrayer, imdb.com