“Do you know which wellness-room-and-couch-loving New York Times staffer is gliding from floor to floor in a Pig-Pen–esque cloud of bedbugs, terrorizing booths and colleagues? Have you seen any bedbugs at the Times? Are you a bedbug? Please let us know.”
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