“Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.”— Hugh Hood, books.google.com
“Stay with the beer. Beer is continuous blood, a continuous lover.”— Charles Bukowski, books.google.com
“There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others.”— Bill Carter, books.google.com
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.”— Tina Fey, books.google.com
“Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.”— Thomas Jefferson, books.google.com
“What is civilization if it isn’t people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?”— James S.A. Corey, books.google.com
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”— Dave Barry, books.google.com
“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”— Nora Roberts, books.google.com
“Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.”— Tom Robbins, books.google.com
“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”— W.C. Fields, books.google.com
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”— Benjamin Franklin, books.google.com
“You foam within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises, Here’s to beer, here’s to cheer, here’s to beer!”— The Bartered Bride, amazon.com