“Don't drink the Moroccan beer. It tastes like earwax.”— Hart Hanson, Seeley Booth, David Boreanaz, imdb.com
“I once got him to drink my pee by telling him it was a fancy beer.”— Eric Ziobrowski, Jeff Chiang, Roger (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Honey, my catchphrase is: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.”— David Kohan, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com
“Can I get you a drink? Nothing goes better with a fine lager than a little snark.”— Rachel Specter, Audrey Wauchope, Greg Serrano, Santino Fontana, imdb.com
“It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that goes out of the country as a consequence. Everybody is using coffee; this must be prevented. His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were both his ancestors and officers. Many battl…”— Frederick the Great, en.wikiquote.org
“When I left Nashville I went to Texas because that's where I came from, and because I was playing in Texas a lot in different places. And I saw hippies and rednecks drinking beer together and smoking dope together and having a good time together and I knew it was possible to get all groups of people…”— Willie Nelson, en.wikiquote.org
“The irony here is that, as D’Ambrosio points out, women were historically the ones in charge of beer, back when homebrewing was a domestic handicraft along the lines of bread-baking and preserving.”— Gray Chapman, punchdrink.com
“My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my mothers." I opened the fridge. The light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell is she talking about?”— ThatOtherGuy_CA, reddit.com
“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.”— George Bernard Shaw, amazon.com
“A bear walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "I'll have a............beer." The bartender responds, "what's with the big pause? The bear holds up his arms and says, "always had 'em.”— EmeraldStickyNote, reddit.com
“As Shakespeare once said, 'I'm stuck on this play. Let's have a beer or something?'”— Night Vale podcast, twitter.com
“Quit drinking (or at least cut back). Most people are aware of the damaging effects of drinking alcohol, especially binge drinking, but we do it anyway. Even cutting back on how often you drink, or how much you drink in one sitting can have benefits to your body and brain.”— Bembu, bembu.com
“I spotted Danny lounging in his hammock, one hand holding a book open on his stomach and, in the other hand, a bottle of beer, and I wondered if he might have the right idea about how to live after all.”— Diane Chamberlain, amazon.com
“Joey: ‘Monica, relax. Go get a beer.’ Monica: ‘I don’t want a beer.’ Joey: ‘Who said it was for you?’”— Monica Geller, Joey Tribbiani, amazon.com
“So today is National Beer Day. Don't celebrate so heartily that it becomes National No Sex Day.”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com
“She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it's there, because it can't hurt, and because what difference does it make?”— Toni Morrison, amazon.com