“He's got a huge one. And I'm talking about his heart. Which would have to be huge to pump blood into his giant dick.”— Blake Anderson, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.com
“When he first came to England, you know English people have a very big thing towards a spade. They really love that magic thing, the sexual thing. They all fall for that sort of thing. Everybody and his brother in England still sort of think that spades have big dicks. And Jimi came over and exploit…”— Eric Clapton, rollingstone.com
“What I can't figure out, is why so many good-looking women hang around baseball and basketball. Is it because, you know, people always say that, like, black guys have big dicks?”— Tiger Woods, gq.com
“Madison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably 'cause she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something.”— Jennifer Salt, Queenie, Gabourey Sidibe, imdb.com
“Betty, you will not believe who just propositioned me in the bathroom. Give you a hint: His name may be Moose, but I'd describe a certain appendage of his as horse-like.”— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Kevin Keller, Casey Cott, imdb.com