“What you say your name was? Now don't tell me... Bill. Always been one of my favorites. I had a cat called Bill once.”— Patrick McGrath, Yvonne / Mrs. Cleg, Miranda Richardson, imdb.com
“I maintain that every civil rights bill in this country was passed for white people, not for black people.”— Stokely Carmichael, edchange.org
“A duck walks into a bar... And orders a hundred bottles of scotch. The bartender says, "That's gonna be pretty expensive. How are you gonna pay for all that liquor?" The duck replies, "Just put it on my tab." A nearby bar patron cheekily says, "Don't you mean 'put it on my bill'?" The duck says to t…”— tacofop, reddit.com