“Young Girl: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby! Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby, too. Wednesday: They had sex.”— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com
“Cartman: Mom, can I ask you a question? Mrs. Cartman: Sure, Hun. Cartman: You know how my friend Stan has, like, a dad? Mrs. Cartman: Uh-huh. Cartman: And my friend Kyle has a dad and my friend Kenny has a dad? Mrs. Cartman: Yes? [long pause] Mrs. Cartman: Well, what's your question, Hun? Cartman: G…”— David A. Goodman, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Louise: Where do babies come from? Linda: You all came from my vagina.”— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com