“Mike: ...I happen to be very proud of my Polish heritage. Archie: What heritage? You come from a long line of bowling teams. Mike: Yeah? And you come from a long line of boneheads! Archie: Huh? Mike: You think with your mind closed! Archie: And you eat with your mouth open! Mike: You know you are to…”— Rob Reiner, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.com