Mike: ...I happen to be very proud of my Polish heritage.

Archie: What heritage? You come from a long line of bowling teams.

Mike: Yeah? And you come from a long line of boneheads!

Archie: Huh?

Mike: You think with your mind closed!

Archie: And you eat with your mouth open!

Mike: You know you are totally incomprehensible?

Archie: Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense!

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