“Mike: ...I happen to be very proud of my Polish heritage.
Archie: What heritage? You come from a long line of bowling teams.
Mike: Yeah? And you come from a long line of boneheads!
Archie: Huh?
Mike: You think with your mind closed!
Archie: And you eat with your mouth open!
Mike: You know you are totally incomprehensible?
Archie: Maybe so, but I make a lot of sense!”
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