“Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie! Jason Biggs: You see! It's never 'Hey! You're that guy from Loser' or 'Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls.' No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I'm HAUNTED by it! James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie!”— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com
“Women want the same things men want. They want to be loved and taken care of—emotionally and in other ways. They want a relationship that permits them to grow.”— Hugh Hefner, amazon.com