“Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie!
Jason Biggs: You see! It's never 'Hey! You're that guy from Loser' or 'Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls.' No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie!”
More from Kevin Smith
“It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.”
“Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son.”
“Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Stealing,…”
“Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.”