“Malory: ...and then, give me the file I asked for! Ray: Yeah, why don't I shove a broom up my ass and sweep the floor while I'm at it?”— Ray Gillette (voice), Adam Reed, imdb.com
“I wrote a poem for my dad, and he hit me with a broom and then he said, this broom will do more for you than any poem.”— Sid Youngers, Dan Conner, John Goodman, imdb.com