“Mike Baxter: Everybody gives these athletes a lot of slack. It doesn't do them any good. I mean 99% of these kids will never play for a pro team, or even the Cleveland Browns. Ed Alzate: Don't knock the Browns, Mike. If it weren't for them, the Bengals fans wouldn't have anyone to make fun of.”Tagged: Cleveland Browns, Cincinnati Bengals, athletes, Slack, losers
“Ed Alzate: So now you're down on your quarterback. Even though he and Mandy have a date tonight. Mike Baxter: How do you know that? Ed Alzate: Mandy and I are Facebook pals. I asked her to be my friend, she said yes. We call it friending. Mike Baxter: You should call it frightening. Ed Alzate: Mandy…”Tagged: Facebook as a Digital Town Square, friending, World Wide Web
“I wrote a poem for my dad, and he hit me with a broom and then he said, this broom will do more for you than any poem.”Tagged: Broom, Beating Your Kids With Brooms, Poetry Does Nothing
“Here's why you can't trust your kids 'cause they're stupid. That's why we don't give 'em cars or booze.”Tagged: kids, Kids Are Dumb, Parenting
“Etsy is like a yard sale except online because nobody can afford a yard anymore.”Tagged: Etsy, Digital Yardsales