“Chandler: ‘I got her machine.’ Joey: ‘Her answering machine?’ Chandler: ‘No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.”— Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, amazon.com
“Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.com