“Receptionist: There is a Lt. Crunch here to see you. Gus: Crunch? [Shawn enters dressed in Civil War uniform] Shawn: Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.”— Kerry Lenhart, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“Joey: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat? Chandler: You think that's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.”— Betsy Borns, imdb.com