“Shawn: And by the way, Dad, my birthday wasn't yesterday. It was...four months ago! Henry: Yeah, well, after you were born it took you four months to smile at me. That's when the clock started tickin'.”Tagged: birthday, Smile, Fatherhood, Sassy
“Receptionist: There is a Lt. Crunch here to see you. Gus: Crunch? [Shawn enters dressed in Civil War uniform] Shawn: Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.”Tagged: Captain Crunch, Civil War, War, Uniform
“Gus: Don't touch that, it's blood. Shawn: It's not blood. Gus: Enjoy your hepatitis.”Tagged: Blood, Sassy, Hepatitis, infection
“Pack it in, pull the plug, shut it down, leave the dead meat in the freezer, and put on your Sunday best ‘cause its Arbor Day, baby!”Tagged: Arbor day, Sunday best, Pull the plug, Shut It Down