“No one gets jealous when you stare at Harry Styles' dreamy green eyes for, like, 10,000 hours. Or write fan fic about Harry sweeping you off your feet and spending his entire year off from One Direction traveling the world together. Or when you snap pics of you and Harry with hearts and "Mrs. Harry…”— Hannah Orenstein, seventeen.com
“They say if you want to get something done, give it to a busy person. Still, The Rock hasn't even started cleaning out my basement.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“Hey Neil deGrasse Tyson, I’m sick of you hitting Pluto below the Kuiper Belt. Come here and pick on someone in your own orbit!”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“Kick things off with some reading material to set the mood. This could be a sexy book, your favorite piece of slash fiction, or a life-size cutout of Harry Styles.”— Patricia Niklas, birdeemag.com
“Taylor Swift looks super hot. I'd try to steal her hair moves for Hedwig On Broadway, but I fear I'd lose my wig.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“I'm so proud of Hugh Jackman for hosting this year's Tony Awards and for calling me an hour ago to say, 'Suck it!'”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“Pharrell just can't stop wearing shorts..! Is this a Wes Anderson movie? Does he work at the Grammy Budapest Hotel?”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“Met Dr. Phil. He called me out on some stuff. Made me cry. I'm a better person now. No he didn't. No I'm not.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“Happy birthday, Cobie Smulders! You're the coolest, hottest, awesomest girl I've ever had the pleasure to know/kiss/marry/divorce/love.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“The more shirtless selfies Nick Jonas posts, the better my day gets.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com