“Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my Chapstick, feelin' kinda carsick, there's a Ford Maverick.”— Nick Swardson, Fax Bahr, Adam Small, Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Jamie Kennedy, imdb.com
“Those of you waging a war against vaccinations, you're going to lose that war, vaccines won the Revolutionary War. See at that time there was a big outbreak of smallpox, not to be confused with great pox, which is what they called syphilis, that led to the great 18th century pick up line, 'Come on b…”— Joey Gutierrez, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.com