“If you go over to his house and notice something as subtle as a glass on the nightstand on your side of his bed that you never left there, it could be a sign someone else slept in his bed. Or, maybe, the day after he told you he had ‘the guys’ over the night before, you discover every CD in his ster…”— Liz Crokin, elitedaily.com
“If you post a photo on Facebook, or other social media site, and tag him and it appears on his page, but none of his friends like or comment on the photo, he has blocked his world from your existence. Or, if other women are writing on his page, yet you can't see what they write, he has strategically…”— Liz Crokin, elitedaily.com
“The best relationship I’ve ever had has been the most boring. By boring I mean I’m not checking his phone for text messages because there’s nothing to check for. He doesn’t do Facebook and our biggest arguments are over breakfast cereal. Our best moments are spent watching Netflix and talking smack…”— Toya Sharee, madamenoire.com
“People who run their mouths about their affair are just asking for trouble.”— Unknown, menslifestyles.com
“The best kind of person to choose to have an affair with is someone that you can reasonably expect you won’t need ammunition on later. Maybe it’s someone you have had the opportunity to observe for a while, someone that you work with – over the years you have come to understand their lifestyle and t…”— Unknown, menslifestyles.com
“The worst kind of person to choose is someone who’s not in a relationship. Not only are the odds greater that they are going to get more attached to you, but someone in a with kids and a husband or wife at home has more to lose.”— Unknown, menslifestyles.com
“Don’t make a reservation at the local restaurant. In fact, don’t go out at all.”— Unknown, menslifestyles.com
“Women are born detectives: they’ll find a strand of hair, they’ll catch a whiff of old perfume. Women are worse than you parents when you had a party, remember, back in high school.”— Unknown, menslifestyles.com
“You can't give your mistress any personal information that may identify who you are and where you live which she might use to mess up the great situation you have going at home.”— Hassan "Acetone" Mikal, somethingawful.com
“Buy separate birth control. Be conscious that there is no reason that the amount of condoms or other birth control pills should increase or decrease unexpectedly within a regular, monogamous relationship. Missing or extra condoms is a sure suspicion creator.”— Robbie Valley, amazon.com
“The majority of your communication for best security should be done through your designated email account.”— Robbie Valley, amazon.com
“Two percent of cheaters said they paid for hotels and fancy dinners for two with cash, to avoid getting caught by way of an incriminating credit card statement.”— Unknown, huffingtonpost.com
“Five percent of respondents said they avoided making any drastic changes to their appearance when they were cheating.”— Unknown, huffingtonpost.com
“Stay tight-lipped. Eleven percent of Ashley Madison users polled said they kept the personal details of their lives — their home address, their spouse’s place of employment — under wraps before and following the affair, lest their affair partner blow their cover.”— Unknown, huffingtonpost.com
“Never, ever, ever promise to leave your spouse for your cheating partner”— Unknown, mensmagazine.com
“Successful cheaters know that they need to have an extra set of clothing on hand at all times.”— Unknown, mensmagazine.com
“Saying the wrong name or even uttering a syllable of that name can be…well…it!...Use baby, honey, sweetheart, or anything but your cheating partner’s real name.”— Unknown, mensmagazine.com
“To be successful at cheating, you have to put your significant other on a pedestal and consider others as ‘something else.’ Morals simply stand in the way of enjoying the effort of cheating, so don’t go there.”— Unknown, mensmagazine.com