“A sandwich walks into a bar. Barman says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food in here.’”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What’s the definition of a good farmer? A man outstanding in his field.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What did one horse say to the other at the dance? You mustang-o with me.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get The Chinese Daily. [Pause] Do you get it? No Me, neither. I get The Times.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? Thanks, but I’d rather have some peanuts.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What did the fireman name his twin sons? José and Hose-B.”— This is me letting you go, thoughtcatalog.com
“Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? ’Cause it’s bound to squeal.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Knock-knock. Who’s there? Who Who who? Hold on. Is there an owl in here?”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com