“What did the fireman name his twin sons? José and Hose-B.”
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“Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.”
“What do you call a rich elf? Welfy.”
“Why did the mushroom like to party so much? Because he was a fun-guy.”
“How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms.”