Quotes tagged ‘Christmas Jokes’

“What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“How do you know when Santa’s around? You can always sense his presents.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cari-boo.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What’s every elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s finally Christmas, Eve!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs? Anything you want. He can’t hear you!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What’s the absolute best Christmas present? A broken drum—you can’t beat it!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Why do mummies like Christmas so much? They’re into all the wrapping.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What’s Santa’s favorite snack food? Crisp Pringles.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa? A Christmas quacker.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc