“That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Christmas always sucked when I was a kid... I believed in Santa Claus, and unfortunately, so did my parents.”— Ashraf005, reddit.com
“Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.”— Benny Hill, books.google.com
“Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney.”— heyjohnnyjohnny, reddit.com
“Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!”— Emily Giffin, amazon.com
“You'd see that today holds something special Something holy, not superficial So here's to the birthday boy who saved our lives It's something we all try to ignore And put a wreath up on your door So here's something you should know that is for sure Christmas must be something more”— Taylor Swift, open.spotify.com
“A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. I think it's raining," says the man. "No, it's snowing," says the woman. "How about we ask the Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or showing?"…”— KirbyDogs, reddit.com
“Don't trust anyone who says it's too early for Christmas you don't need that type of negativity in your life.”— Amaan Shaikh, facebook.com
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.”— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, The Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com
“Give the gift of ‘being there’ instead of stuff. Give your time, your listening ear, your friendship to the people around you. Be there when your girlfriend gets dumped. Help a friend do yardwork. Take a stressed-out friend for a manicure.”— Kara Nesvig, thoughtcatalog.com
“Be considerate and kind to others during the holidays. Don’t freak out over little things. Smile at strangers. Be friendly to sales associates and cashiers; they’re stressed out, too. It’s not hard to be a nice person.”— Kara Nesvig, thoughtcatalog.com
“Can’t afford fancy gifts? Who cares! Make cookies. Offer to clean someone’s house, babysit, or promise to take care of them if they get sick. Little kind gestures are the best gift, and you can make cute coupons to give out for them to redeem.”— Kara Nesvig, thoughtcatalog.com
“10 years from now, around this time, I'll be makin' cocoa, deckin' the halls and jamming to Christmas music with my cute lil family. I can't wait.”— Bitch Problems, twitter.com
“We must remember that even though we would sometimes like life to stop, it will never stop for anybody or anything. Continue on your life and honor of your loved one not only this holiday season, but every day of your life.”— Jenna Lowthert, thoughtcatalog.com
“Volunteering or helping people who are struggling will often result in you feeling better about yourself. Spend some time at a local soup kitchen, donate a toy to a toy drive, or even send an old friend a Christmas card or a small gift. I promise you it will make you feel better.”— Jenna Lowthert, thoughtcatalog.com
“The holidays are about love and joy, and it’s natural to want someone to share those things with.”— Bridget Kiely, thoughtcatalog.com
“It can be hard to admit that we’re feeling the holiday blues. Because we hear music declaring ‘It’s the most wonderful time of the year.’ Because everything is so bright and shiny. Because cookies. But we’re not alone.”— Lynn Shattuck, thoughtcatalog.com