“You want to hear acute joke? If you're cold, just go sit in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.”— lonewolf2683, reddit.com
“I heard a weatherman say that 75% of your body heat is actually lost through the top of the top of the head. Which sounds like you could go skiing naked if you got a good hat.”— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Ice box where my heart used to be. Eskimo city, no feelings, I'ma igloo.”— Kevin Gates, open.spotify.com
“Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime-it's not very scientific, but it helps.”— Alexander Fleming, amazon.com
“We are sitting on your bed, there is distance between us and the silence is suffocating me. I am holding my knees to my chest. My body is shaking; you are quiet. I ask you if you still love me, and you tell me that you are not sure that you ever did.”— Mariah Gordon-Dyke, booksnquotes.com
“You look like a winter night. I could sleep inside the cold of you.”— Catherynne M. Valente, amazon.com
“You aren't bitter. You aren't cold. You've just retreated a little and been shy, and that's okay.”— Sylvain Reynard, amazon.com
“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold; when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.”— Charles Dickens, amazon.com
“It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.”— J. D. Salinger, amazon.com
“I am not cold. I wasn't ever cold. My warmth was hidden far away from anything that could bring hurt because I knew I didn't have the inner scaffolding to endure any more hurt in those protected places.”— Roxane Gay, amazon.com
“People think that you’re cold, just because you’re not soft. You know how to stand up for yourself, and you know how not to sidetrack your dreams for other people — your life is too short not to be the exciting, adventurous one you want it to be. You have feelings, you just don’t want to be slowed d…”— Erin Cossetta, thoughtcatalog.com
“Down by the Riverside motel, It's ten below and falling. By a ninety-nine cent store, She closed her eyes and started swaying. But it's so hard to dance that way When it's cold and there's no music. Oh, your old hometown's so far away, But inside your head there's a record that's playing...”— Tom Waits, open.spotify.com
“Brrr. It’s freezing! Wish you were here so we could cuddle all morning…”— Maria Montgomery, medhealthdaily.com
“Icy kisses. This is definitely for couples looking to experiment together. Ice kissing requires that one person places ice in their mouth and then kisses the other pretty much anywhere they want.”— Bella Pope, herinterest.com
“Still no kiss? Then try the old stand-by — you are just so cold. Rub your arms up and down as though you have shivers, which should prompt him to either wrap his arms around you or offer you his jacket, if he’s wearing one. If he does neither, move closer to him while still rubbing your arms.”— Mari Lyles, huffingtonpost.com
“You expected to be sad in the fall. Part of you died each year when the leaves fell from the trees and their branches were bare against the wind and the cold, wintery light. But you knew there would always be the spring, as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains…”— Ernest Hemingway, amazon.com
“How cruel, your veins are full of ice-water and mine are boiling.”— Emily Brontë, Emily Brontë, amazon.com
“Jan is cold. If she was sitting across from you on a train and she wasn't moving, you might think she was dead.”— Paul Lieberstein, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com