“Jessi: Okay, I admit some of these girls are kind of pretty, but my mom says real beauty is on the inside. Hormone Monstress: So is your colon, and that's packed with crap”— Kelly Galuska, Constance the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.com
“I'd like to thank my colon who's always been behind me.”— Katja Blichfeld, Ben Sinclair, The Guy, Ben Sinclair, imdb.com
“You can put my colon up next to your colon; we'll see who has a cleaner, healthier colon.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com