“Well, first I rolled all over the couch to get the skunk stench out, but that did not work. So then I ran into every room to rub myself on all my clothes and belongings, you know, to get the Mr. Peanutbutter scent back.”
“It's not for me but people will like it. It's Starbucks. It's what America wants.”Tagged: Starbucks, What America Wants, Appealing To The Base
“Listen to me! You want to shoplift lipstick, you want to listen to Lana Del Rey on repeat while you cut up all your T-shirts. You want to scream at your mother and then laugh at her tears!”Tagged: Puberty, Growing Pains, periods
“Ms. Benitez: Oh! Steve! Look at you all dressed up. Coach Steve: Well, it’s a special day! Ms. Benitez: And you’re a special guy. Coach Steve: And I’d kill anyone for you! Ms. Benitez: Well, that’s not necessary… Coach Steve: Oh, that’s a relief, because I’d do it, but it would weigh on me.”Tagged: Special, Love, Infatuation, Kill, Murder
“Woody Allen was accused of molestation. He says he didn’t do it, but he did marry his stepdaughter. It is both very complicated and very simple.”Tagged: Woody Allen, Molestation, Marry, stepdaughter, Complicated
“Jessi, I loved it. A few small thoughts. You sang great. The breath in here is… it’s terrible.”Tagged: small thoughts, sang great, Breath, terrible
“Nick: Are we really doing the Electric Slide right now? Andrew: I guess. It is a bat mitzvah.”Tagged: electric slide, guess, dance, Bat mitzvah
“Jessi: Okay, I admit some of these girls are kind of pretty, but my mom says real beauty is on the inside. Hormone Monstress: So is your colon, and that's packed with crap”Tagged: beauty, colon, Real Beauty
“Gena: You're like a little Muggsy Bogues. Nick: Well, you know, Muggsy Bogues is already pretty little, but thanks.”Tagged: Muggsy Bogues, Smaller Than Muggsy Bogues, Short People, Gena Alvarez
“Tick-tock. It's dick punch o'clock. And I don't like to be late.”Tagged: Tick-Tock, Punch, rebel, Extended Metaphor Examples