Quotes tagged ‘computer’

(30 total)

“I programmed you to believe that.”

— Caitie Delaney, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“What does a baby computer call his father? Data.”

“[Katherine enters the Space Task Group offices, as she look around in amazement Sam walks up to her and gives her a garbage bin] Sam Turner: This wasn’t emptied last night. Katherine Johnson: I’m sorry, I’m not the…custodian. [Katherine puts the bin down and walk over to Ruth] Excuse me, ma’am. Mr.…”

— Allison Schroeder, Theodore Melfi, Sam Turner, Kurt Krause, imdb.com

“You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.”

— Aaron Sorkin, Erica Albright, Rooney Mara, imdb.com

“The city’s central computer told you? R2-D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer.”

— George Lucas, Leigh Brackett, Lawrence Kasdan, C-3PO, Anthony Daniels, imdb.com

“Dexter: Computer, what the heck is going on?! Computer: Goo goo ga ga goo goo pee-pee! Dexter: Hmm, yes, pee-pee...”

— Genndy Tartakovsky, Jason Butler Rote, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Jai Wilcox: Datatech, It's a computer security clearance. It's like comic-con for nerds. Annie Walker: Isn't that just comic-con?”

— Matthew Lau, Annie Walker, Piper Perabo, imdb.com

“Tabitha: Well, my damn computer froze up again. Harry: What'd you spill on it this time, Mom? Tabitha: Scotch. I mean, iced tea.”

— Gabe Sachs, Jeff Judah, Harry Wilson, Rob Estes, imdb.com

“Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.”

— Alan Turing, csee.umbc.edu

“But just because you don't qualify for sainthood doesn't mean you can't form deep human connections -- or that your connections can't make a difference in the world. That's where technology comes in. If you make the moral choice to connect deeply to others, then your computer, your phone, and your t…”

— Melinda Gates, today.duke.edu

“The internet is a great way to get on the net.”

— Bob Dole, amazon.com

“My computer is infected with the Miley Cyrus virus. It has stopped twerking.”

— porichoygupto, reddit.com

“How do you know if a blonde’s been using your computer? You’ll find Wite-Out all over the screen.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“I liked the idea that a piece of information is really defined only by what it's related to, and how it's related. There really is little else to meaning. The structure is everything.”

— Tim Berners-Lee, amazon.com

“The web is more a social creation than a technical one. I designed it for a social effect — to help people work together — and not as a technical toy. The ultimate goal of the Web is to support and improve our weblike existence in the world. We clump into families, associations, and companies. We de…”

— Tim Berners-Lee, amazon.com

“When somebody has learned how to program a computer … You're joining a group of people who can do incredible things. They can make the computer do anything they can imagine.”

— Tim Berners-Lee, amazon.com

“Cool URIs don't change.”

— Tim Berners-Lee, amazon.com

“Anyone who slaps a ‘this page is best viewed with Browser X’ label on a Web page appears to be yearning for the bad old days, before the Web, when you had very little chance of reading a document written on another computer, another word processor, or another network.”

— Tim Berners-Lee, amazon.com

“Anyone who has lost track of time when using a computer knows the propensity to dream, the urge to make dreams come true and the tendency to miss lunch.”

— Tim Berners-Lee, w3.org

“We should work toward a universal linked information system, in which generality and portability are more important than fancy graphics techniques and complex extra facilities. The aim would be to allow a place to be found for any information or reference which one felt was important, and a way of f…”

— Tim Berners-Lee, w3.org