“What do women and modern computers have in common? Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy.”— Jannica_is_a_whore, reddit.com
“The one constant is thirty years of business flying is watching other people play solitaire. Windows to iOS, some things never change.”— Chris Anderson, twitter.com
“There was a shooting at a computer hardware shop. Police say it was a drive buy”— lepusfelix, reddit.com
“Screw that clown from IT. Always joking around when he should be fixing my computer.”— XyloPiano, reddit.com
“Your full size bed is filled with magazines, your computer, and crumbs. Basically everything but a warm human body.”— Ryan O'Connell, thoughtcatalog.com
“Excited to get this new Netflix logo burned into my computer monitor. I was tired of watching the old one.”— Stephen Colbert, twitter.com
“The computer in your cell phone today is a million times cheaper and a thousand times more powerful and about a hundred thousand time smaller than the one computer at MIT in 1965.”— Stephen Hawking, books.google.com
“Although I cannot move and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind I am free.”— Stephen Hawking, books.google.com