“Jesus and Santa were cousins, everybody knows this!”— Debby Wolfe, Michelle Badillo, Caroline Levich, Lydia Riera, Rita Moreno, imdb.com
“Nothing in this war between cousins is simple.”— Steven Knight, Edgar Dumbarton, Michael Kelly, imdb.com
“Hey, Ren! Your cousin's the coolest! We're lodge brothers. We're from the Loyal Order of Stupids.”— Bob Camp, John Kricfalusi, Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice), Billy West, imdb.com
“Hand-me-downs? They don’t exist, unless they come from your cousins — and it’s usually stuff you have been coveting since forever, so you totally want them. Hey, you are the only child, your stuff is always new and you like it that way because you don’t really know any other way.”— Jenessa Michele, thoughtcatalog.com