“No, Rose, they are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs...Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what quality of life do we have there?”— Paul Lieberstein, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com
“I was in a bar last night when a waitress screamed... "Does anyone know CPR?" "I know all the letters of the alphabet" I shouted back. Everyone laughed.........well except this one guy.”— Iliketatts, reddit.com