Quotes tagged ‘Creepy One Line Secrets’

(15 total)

“I swap hidden camera sex videos with other air bnb hosts.”

“I love one of my children more.”

“I'm 100% sure I'd be a rapist if I were born a man.”

“When I was 7 I killed a baby chicken.”

“I love being the first to tell people someone in their family died.”

“I faked a miscarriage twice.”

“I often exchange sexual service for cab rides.”

“I'm the one who has been photo editing your head onto the bodies of porn stars and submitting them to adult websites.”

“I often wish death upon my chemistry teacher.”

“I want to have sex with a piano.”

“Every day I contemplate suicide and if you knew why you'd want me dead.”

“I have tasted my own menstrual blood.”

“I made my dog go down on me.”

“I didn't take my birth control last night. Even if you leave me, I'll have part of you to love forever.”

“I wished on a dandelion for my husband to die.”