“I want you to burn this Judas of a body. I don't want to be buried. I've spent enough time lying down. Burn it.”— Clancy Sigal, Diane Lake, Gregory Nava, Anna Thomas, Frida Kahlo, Salma Hayek, imdb.com
“Howard Borden: Hi, Bob. Do you think I should be buried or cremated? Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Howard, I've always felt you should be bronzed.”— Jay Tarses, Howard Borden, Bill Daily, imdb.com
“When I die I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face.”— Loren Bouchard, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com
“People don’t really go to heaven when they die. They’re taken to a special room and burned.”— Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock, amazon.com