“[Howard's just returned home from a flight to Paris, and finds he's been robbed—of everything—except his broken vacuum. Bob and Emily are in his barren living room, trying to help Howard get a grasp on the situation] I don't know what to do. I mean; where do you start? [Howard scratches his head,…”Tagged: Robbery, apartment decoration, vacuum cleaner
“Emily Hartley: [Howard—dressed like Tobin, in head-to-toe leather, and Ellen are over at Bob and Emily's. John Tobin's left—finally] Howard, you are incredible. Howard Borden: I don't mean to be. I just want my girl back, that's all. Ellen Hartley: [laughing] Oh, Howard... [smiling, and looking at…”Tagged: Dating, Desperation, blaming, snoopy
“Ellen Hartley: Howard, I want to tell you something but I don't want you getting all jealous. Howard Borden: You don't have to worry about that anymore. I don't have a jealous bone in my whole body. Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: I'm surprised you can walk.”Tagged: Jealous, Literal
“Howard Borden: Hi, Bob. Do you think I should be buried or cremated? Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Howard, I've always felt you should be bronzed.”Tagged: burial, Cremation, Bronzing