“Grant: Gentlemen, the buy-in is $15,000. Mark Twain: 15 large. Are you sure General Custard can swing that? General George Custer: It's Custer, not 'Custard.' There is no 'D.' I'm not a dessert. Mark Twain: Boom, I just dropped some satire on your ass, General! General George Custer: You got me!”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, General Custer, David Spade, imdb.com