“Grant: Gentlemen, the buy-in is $15,000.
Mark Twain: 15 large. Are you sure General Custard can swing that?
General George Custer: It's Custer, not 'Custard.' There is no 'D.' I'm not a dessert.
Mark Twain: Boom, I just dropped some satire on your ass, General!
General George Custer: You got me!”
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