“Do you have life alert? Because I've fallen for you and I can't get up.”— Pickup Lines!, twitter.com
“In French, you don’t really say I miss you. You say ‘tu me manques,’ which is closer to ‘you are missing from me.’”— Anonymous, eyeslikerhinestones.tumblr.com
“I would just rather have somebody that has the same taste in reality TV and, you know, isn't afraid to fart in front of me than to have big, passionate love. I'd rather have just a peaceful time.”— Jennifer Lawrence, vanityfair.com
“I'm over trying to find the 'adorable' way to state my opinion and still be likable.”— Jennifer Lawrence, lennyletter.com
“This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple years ago.”— Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Greg Daniels, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com
“He told me he liked me and I'm gonna go make out with him right now. On his face.”— Leslie Knope, amazon.com
“For once in my life, I don’t have to try to be happy. When I am with you it just happens.”— Unknown, ignitedquotes.com
“Meeting you was fate. Becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you is definitely beyond my control, I love you, baby.”— Unknown, wishesgreeting.com
“All I want to do in my life is to hold you tight and be with you day and night. I love you!”— Unknown, wishesgreeting.com