“Seeing Stu confuse a baby bottle for the phone helped him laugh at some of his own moments of exhausted confusion.”— Quinn Myers, melmagazine.com
“I would have given anything for Priscilla to still be alive, even if it meant my dad didn’t call me as much anymore. That was the extent of how much I loved him.”— Glenna Gill, psiloveyou.xyz
“Stepdads and dads don’t always get along, but Dusty and I have this co-dad thing on lockdown.”— Sean Anders, John Morris, Brad Whitaker, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Daddy must have darkness for his slumber, or else his Dreams turn terribly nasty.”— Clickhole, lifestyle.clickhole.com
“I know you fuck with NPR dad. So stop telling me to go to grad school because I know you heard me on this.”— Issa Rae, youtube.com
“Teddy would make a great dad! Shane too! Oh my God, I wish I had two gay dads who loved me to pieces and then could tell me when my dress and my bag were too 'matchy matchy.'”— Marjorie David, Naomi Clark, AnnaLynne McCord, imdb.com
“Lois: That's right. She has two daddies. Reese: Two guys as your parents? That house has to be a dude's paradise.”— Andrew Orenstein, Michael Glouberman, Reese, Justin Berfield, imdb.com
“I believe it’s all done somewhat knowingly, that Weird Dads realize, in between their impassioned speeches and persistent oddities, that you can’t control anything when you love a mortal being so fiercely.”— Jenn Gann, thecut.com
“As the daughter of a father, I think the lot of you could do better.”— Aparna Nancherla, twitter.com
“I’ve come to appreciate the greatest gift any parent can give their child is saying yes to spending time with them.”— Kurt Warner, thegazette.com
“When you're young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape.”— Dave Attell, rd.com
“You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.”— Jerry Seinfeld, rd.com
“A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. In the hour of need, when all else fails, we remember him upon whose knees we sat when children, and who soothed our sorrows; and even though he may be unable to assist us, his mere presence serves to comfort and strengthen us.”— Émile Gaboriau, christianitydaily.com
“Dads are like chocolate chip cookies; they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better place, especially for their children.”— Hilllary Lytle, christianitydaily.com
“There is no teacher equal to mother and there's nothing more contagious than the dignity of a father.”— Amit Ray, amazon.com
“Maybe not. But maybe that's how the world changes, Isaiah. One father, one child, at a time.”— Barbara Samuel, amazon.com