Dusty Mayron: Hey, guys, we got a big surprise for you. Megan: Cool! Is it money? Dylan: A trampoline? Megan: Another pony? Dusty Mayron: This year, Christmas, both families together. Megan and Dylan: Yay!
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Sean Anders
Sean Anders is an American film director, screenwriter, and producer. He co-wrote and directed the 2005 film Never Been Thawed, the 2008 film Sex Drive, the 2014 film Horrible Bosses 2, the 2015 film Daddy's Home, and its 2017 sequel Daddy's Home 2. He also directed the 2012 comedy That's My Boy. Anders wrote or co-wrote 2010's Hot Tub Time Machine and She's Out of My League, 2011's Mr. Popper's Penguins, 2013's We're the Millers, and the 2014 Dumb and Dumber sequel Dumb and Dumber To. He is the brother of actress Andrea Ander
Dusty Mayron: Don’t you see what he’s up to, he thinks you and me are harboring bad feelings? Brad Whitaker: No, I’m not harboring anything.
I just want to find the perfect together Christmas tree.
Kurt Mayron: So this co-dad thing, you’ve got to ask another man’s permission to see your own kids? Dusty Mayron: Everything is rock solid between me and Brad here. In fact, we’re best friends. Brad Whitaker: Really? [Brad gets emotional and starts to cry] Thank you. Dusty Mayron: Brad, stop it.…
Hey, kids, why don’t you jump in my car so Grandpa Kurt can join pop-pops company the way up?
[as Brad’s dad is coming down the escalator] Dad. That sweater, he wears a red sweater so that I can see him in a crowd.
Kurt Mayron: There you go. Why don’t you bring the car around and we’ll meet you at the curb? Brad Whitaker: Right away, sir. I mean, no. I’m sorry, I’m not the driver. I’m Brad. The stepdad. Kurt Mayron: [to Dusty] Why is her here? Brad Whitaker: Because my dad’s coming, too.
Dylan: I don’t get the whole girls thing. Brad Whitaker: Here’s the game plan, you want to be that one that she tells you about all of her problems with the guys she’s actually dating. It’s called the friendzone. Dusty Mayron: No, no, no! That’s the worst advice anyone could give you. Do you want to…
[as Kurt stands in front of Brad and scowls at him] Oh, gosh. Those piercing eyes, like a velociraptor.
[as they see Kurt riding down the escalator] Dear God. This is going to come off weird, Dusty, but he’s beautiful.
[waiting to meet their dads at the airport] Brad Whitaker: Look, your father hasn’t met the new, evolved Dusty. Dusty Mayron: That’s exactly the stuff he’s going to make fun of us for, you’ll see. [as they see Kurt riding down the escalator]
Dusty Mayron: My dad is going to scoff at everything we do. Nothing’s ever good enough for him. Brad Whitaker: Your father hasn’t met the new evolved Dusty. I mean, who wouldn’t be impressed with you?
Stepdads and dads don’t always get along, but Dusty and I have this co-dad thing on lockdown.
Kurt: [to Dusty; referring to Brad] His total lack of masculinity, I mean his weak chin and soft underbelly bothers you not a bit? Brad: [after camera zooms out, to show him sitting in a chair next to Kurt and Dusty ] You know, I'm just getting the feeling maybe you guys would like some privacy.
I was an alternate for Season 3 Ice Road Truckers, I'll be fine.