Quotes tagged ‘Dark Humor’

“Penelope is sort of the extreme end of this, a wacky-glasses-wearing tech nerd who is always interrupting some database search for the most dismembered crime scene photos to tell Derek how much of him she wants inside her...It’s meant to be quirky comic relief, I guess, but it ends up making her loo…”

— David Berry, nationalpost.com

“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”

— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Jughead Jones, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com

“My mum says that if food were her boyfriend, she'd be in an abusive relationship.”

— Jonathan Entwistle, Alyssa, Jessica Barden, imdb.com

“My friend got offended when I insulted his broken lamp... Then again dark humour isn't his thing.”

— einstein2203, reddit.com

“I saw my dad chopping up onions today and I cried. Onions was a good dog”

— guapstein, reddit.com

“Ever wonder why they don't include the cause of death in an obituary? It's because they want you to show up and ask how they died in person. Why do you think they include the service times?”

— Blackspider1111, reddit.com

“Feeling refreshed after dreaming I was murdered.”

— Darcie Wilder, amazon.com

“I'll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.”

— Christina Ricci, Wednesday Addams, amazon.com

“Wednesday [Cranking the switches]: 'It has to warm up.' Pugsley: 'Why?' Wednesday: 'So it can kill you.' Pugsley: 'I knew that.'”

— Christina Ricci, Jimmy Workman, Wednesday Addams, Pugsley, amazon.com

“[Pugsley is tied up, mumbling urgently around an apple in his mouth.] Wednesday: Don't be a baby. I know what I'm doing. [She levels a crossbow.]”

— Christina Ricci, Wednesday Addams, amazon.com

“Girl Scout: 'Is this made from real lemons?' Wednesday: 'Yes.' Girl Scout: 'I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?' Pugsley: 'Yes.' Girl Scout: 'Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious…”

— Christina Ricci, Jimmy Workman, Wednesday Addams, Pugsley, amazon.com

“[As they're about to bury two people.] Pugsley: 'Are they dead?' Wednesday: 'Does it matter?'”

— Christina Ricci, Jimmy Workman, Wednesday Addams, Pugsley, amazon.com

“This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.”

— Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com

“Joel: 'Wednesday, do you think that maybe someday you might want to get married and have kids?' Wednesday: 'No.' Joel: 'But what if you met the right man, who worshiped and adored you? Who'd do anything for you? Who'd be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?' Wednesday: 'I'd pity him.'”

— Christina Ricci, David Krumholtz, Wednesday Addams, Joel, amazon.com

“If I wanted to kill my husband, I'd do it, and I wouldn't get caught.”

— Christina Ricci, Wednesday Addams, amazon.com

“Humor, particularly dark humor, is a common way to communicate true concern without the risk of feeling silly afterwards, and without overtly showing fear.”

— Gavin De Becker, amazon.com

“I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.”

— Anonymous, reddit.com