Quotes tagged ‘Dating Advice’

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“Instagram official is the new Facebook official: So, posting a couples pic means just that, you’re a couple.”

“Instagram: Don't - Comment on a pic unless he's done it first.”

“Instagram: Don't - Like his pic from 30 weeks ago.”

“Instagram: Do - Like some of his pictures.”

“Instagram: Do - Follow him back.”

“Snapchat: Don't- Send him a pic first more than once a week.”

“Snapchat: Don't - Send him pics of your boobs and/ or naked body.”

“Snapchat: Don't - Send him pics of your sweaty face right after the gym.”

“Snapchat: Do - Make your story really hot/ super-fun pics of you and your friends.”

“Snapchat: Do - Send him pics of something that was very obviously a joke between you two.”

“SnapChat: Do - Send him pics of what you’re doing, like walking your dog, or drinking outside with your friends.”

“Snapchat: - Do: Add him (if he has followed or friended you already or if he told you to add him).”

“Twitter Who the fuck flirts on Twitter anymore? What are you going to do, write him a haiku?”

“Facebook: Don't - Like any of his friends’ pictures.”

“Facebook: Don't - Like all of his pictures.”

“Facebook: Don’t- Chat him.”

“Facebook: Don't Friend his friends.”

“Facebook: Do Put your Instagrams on Facebook if he doesn’t follow you on Insta, with geotags if you’re somewhere cool.”

“Facebook: Like his pictures occasionally.”

“Facebook: Let him comment on your pictures.”