“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.”— Elizabeth Taylor, amazon.com
“So, I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements. But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.”— Kathryn Merteuil, amazon.com
“When you really don’t like a guy, they’re all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they’re no longer interested.”— Beyoncé, amazon.com
“Don’t ever date a man that takes more selfies than you.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“It was once said that a person’s eyes are the windows to their soul. That was before people had cell phones.”— Blair Waldorf, amazon.com
“Guys don’t care what you do. A guy could be talking to two women at a party, and one is beautiful and just won the Nobel Prize in Literature, and the other is just slightly hotter and like, has a job interview at H& M in the morning. And 10 times out of 10, you know how that’s going to go.”— Amy Schumer, amazon.com
“If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you.”— Carmen Electra, amazon.com
“My mom always used to say, ‘You can’t say I love you before you can say I.’ And I think that sort of makes sense.”— Mindy Kaling, amazon.com
“There is no such thing as a soul mate . . . and who would want there to be? I don’t want half of a shared soul. I want my own damn soul.”— Rachel Cohn, amazon.com
“It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.”— Joey Tribbiani, amazon.com
“There’s nothing worse than the girl who has never been single.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com
“Either let him post first or wait it out until you don’t need to think twice. You’re a new couple, there’s plenty of time to let the world know you guys like to go pumpkin picking together.”— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com