Quotes tagged ‘Dead Baby Jokes’

“What is more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call the baby when it lands? Free pizza.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a baby on a pike? A lollipop.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What’s the difference between a baby and a bagel? You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What’s got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A busload of babies on fire.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What is cold, blue, and doesn’t move? A baby in your freezer.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato peeler!”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What is black and sits in a corner? A baby with its finger in a power socket.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What’s the difference between a baby and a pizza? A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What is blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a baggie.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What is red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What is brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebaby.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall? Art.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“What bounces up and down at 100MPH? A baby tied to the back of a truck.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc