Quotes tagged ‘Dead Baby Jokes’

(46 total)

“How do you make a dead baby float? A glass of soda water and two scoops of baby.”

“How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.”

“How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.”

“What is the difference between a baby and an onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby.”

“What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.”

“How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender.”