“I’ll tell you why I don’t put as much value on money. I genuinely believe I would rather waste money than time. Time is the only currency I think of that is actually worth anything with any real value. Time is the only thing that exists. You don’t lie on your deathbed going, 'I wish I just made a mi…”— James Corden, amazon.com
“On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.”— Mike Scully, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com